This is all my darling cousin's fault.

[kellinator]

A few days ago reannon posted a tongue-in-cheek list of reasons she'd make a good girlfriend and encouraged the rest of us to stop dissing on ourselves long enough to do the same.

I considered this for about fifteen seconds, couldn't think of any, and wandered off to drink cheap wine.

However, my darling cousin ariedana decided I needed a little help. She made me promise to post a list if she wrote it for me.

She's in big trouble.



Reasons That kellinator Would Make A Good Girlfriend

1. She can drink you under the table.
2. She's kinky! ;)
3. She's a geek, and will probably buy as many comic books as you do.
4. She looks really good in a corset.
5. She has a good job, so she doesn't need a guy to take care of her.
6. She doesn't suffer fools gladly and will tell you what she thinks without making you guess.
7. She's easy to talk to and a good listener.
8. She's not a neat freak.
9. She's got a good southern girl's manners with a truck driver's vocabulary.
10. She's an angel, and it's hard not to love her.

(note: It's not that I'm not very flattered and honored by the list. I just didn't expect her to get so... blunt?)

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

The best value of friendship is vicious honesty.

This fortune cookie brought to you by an amused Reannon.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am very grateful to Dana. I just wish she weren't telling my dirty little secrets to all of LJ-land.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

She forgot to mention your great rack. *smirk*

cheers,
Phil

[solsistr3.livejournal.com]

Isn't that covered in the corset part?

[dellaran.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, it *is* covered by the corset. :)

[solsistr3.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHHAAHAHAA

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

#9 is so much hotter then you think it is.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I find that fascinating...

[technomom]

That's a great list!

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

I find them all excluding #1 to be endearing.

Reason- two beers and I have a buzz.

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

I love it!

I was going to do one of these, but I could only come up with about four things. :)

[salog.livejournal.com]

I figured out most of that and I have only met you three times.

Re: Top 10 list

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Kinky is fun!!!

Re: Top 10 list

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

One of these days, Tippitt. One of these days...

Re: Top 10 list

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Sorry, J.R. took over my head there. Unless you're saying that one of these days you'll prove me right on how fun kinky can be. In that case, it was all me.

*ducks*

Re: Top 10 list

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

OK, my brain, ya prevert.

Re: Top 10 list

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Have you ever noticed that you blame all your wacky hijinks on J.R.? Methinks Stumpy has become your crutch...

And if he's taken over your head, does that mean you're going to do the Bop-It Dance now?

Re: Top 10 list

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Okay, the juxtaposition of Kellinator, Scarcrest, Laubster, the Bop-It Dance and kinky sexual behavior has done something truly evil to my mind.

Must go drink now.

Re: Top 10 list

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

I always do the Bop-It Dance (tm) in my head when I hear from you, luv. ;)

(Just part of the continuing effort to make you feel like queen of the effing universe.)