I swear...

[kellinator]

If my life were any further in the Bizarro Zone, I'd sprout a third eye on a stalk in the middle of my forehead.

(But if I get to pick, I'd rather have a third arm. I've often thought it would be so useful at work...)

Comments

[atomicnumber51.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling around on my forehead... It's got to be there somewhere. ;-)

[moongarden1971.livejournal.com]

Don't men have a third leg? HeHe... Some of them WISH!

[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

So you can scratch your butt whilst eateeng a burreeto weeth one hand and carrying a bottle of beer een another? Ees a good idea. I weell permeet myself to have a third arm, and I permeet you to admire me for permeeteeng you to have the idea.

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

YEah! Then you can continue typing *AND* flip someone off without missing a beat!

[polychromatic22.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I totally want a third arm.

I'd be the freakiest best barista ever. Ever.

Although, when I think about it, I think it would mostly improve my speed.

Of course, I would also just say fuck it and go symmetrical and have four arms in total. All hindu and shit.

I would rock with four arms. I would.

[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

No, you would rock weeth three arms. Four arms would let you be stable, I theenk.

HELL YES!

[thorax86.livejournal.com]

If the third arm was in the middle of your back it would be perfect. Then when someone asks a stupid question at work you could spin really fast and give them a triple pimp slap!