As I was just telling hooper_x...

[kellinator]

I should have been a guy. I burp, I fart, I curse like a drunken sailor, I scream at basketball games.

Yet I have moments of extreme girly-girliness where I overindulge in makeup and romance novels.

Comments

[forestdweller.livejournal.com]

COOL!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Much like Tanky!!

[forestdweller.livejournal.com]

everyone wants to be like Tanky. ^_^

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

I've often said that I should make the perfect girlfriend. I love sports, fast food and sex. Apparently that doesn't make a difference though. :-P

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

It would be cool with my friend Rick... unfortunately he's my big brother so that would be incest. Maybe you should come meet him.

[dark-firefly.livejournal.com]

i will competitively burp again you. mine are particularly loud. maybe not nasty, but loud! dunno...ask leapet

[forestdweller.livejournal.com]

I have a female friend whose belches set of car alarms. no lie. She kicks ass.

[dark-firefly.livejournal.com]

O.o damn...rock on!

[dark-firefly.livejournal.com]

erm...i would delete my post and repost, but i'm too lazy to retype, so i'll just type more, which is more work but seems like less. o_O' i meant i will competitively burp against you.

[vill.livejournal.com]

See? See? That's what I'm screaming. I will play Baldur's Gate all day long, and say things like "Mother fucking Christ" when a bunch of kobolds or something kill my dinky first-level party, and I masturbate, like, daily, and when there's a pretty girl walkin' down the street, I might say something like, "Nice swing on that back porch."...

But THEN I have these fits of glitter-and-dresses. What the hell is that about?