Seriously, what the hell is this?

Last night I was idly flipping channels (idle eyes watch the devil's television) and came across something that I've been hearing about, but I don't think I truly believed until I saw it with my own two eyes:

My Super Sweet Sixteen.

I'm sure I could rant ad infinitum about these spoiled, bratty, entitled kids, but I'm sure it's all been said before, so instead I'll wonder: These kids are from obviously very wealthy families, so how in the hell did these families manage to amass and maintain such wealth with such fucked-up financial priorities?

That said, it may still go on the Guilty Pleasure list, because it makes me feel deep in comparison. Wow, I really am shallow.

recent conversations at Casa Kellinator

Kelly: Do you think when Samuel L. Jackson puts a pot on to boil, he looks at it and says "Now listen motherfucker, you better motherfuckin' boil right fuckin' now?

James: No. He just glares at it and it boils.