The Morning Karma Report

[kellinator]

This morning I...

** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2
** said "fuck" a lot: -2
** was late to work: -20

Conclusion: I should have stayed in bed.

Comments

[deza.livejournal.com]

Cool idea...

PARTY IN KELLINATOR'S BED!!!!!!!

[thorax86.livejournal.com]

I hope your day gets better! :-)
How many points do I get for referring to someone with a wandering eye as having a "cookie monster" eye?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Well, as awful as it is, you got points for making me laugh!

[atomicnumber51.livejournal.com]

See if you let your karma points plummet too far, they wrap around the other side... ;-)

[kimosabi46.livejournal.com]

I am thinking it is really not your fault for being late to work bacause you had so many obstacles and distractions!!!!

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Your dog is so cute. What's his/her name?

[tygerlilly.livejournal.com]

Ah Kelly, forever the pessimist...now I dare you to list the GOOD things that happened today and why you are GLAD you got out of bed.

[mybelle.livejournal.com]

"The Morning Karma Report
This morning I...

** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10 (+10)
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1 (bringing back honking +6)
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2 (+8 for using the phrase well)
** said "fuck" a lot: -2 (Automatic +7)
** was late to work: -20 (Work is overrated +5)"

Grand New Total: 29

Conclusion: Good thing you got out of bed or you woouldn't have all these fucking points! One man's idea of hell is another man's heaven :)

Re:

[kimosabi46.livejournal.com]

Chaos! And yes, he DOES live up to his name :)

I hate Duke

[snooooopy.livejournal.com]

Duke is evil! Duke sucks! Down with Duke! Bad Duke .... BAAAAD Duke!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think!!