My embarrassment is your amusement.

[kellinator]

Because I have absolutely no sense of shame, let's have a look at my latest online suitors.

Here we have a gentleman who, according to his profile, is from Islamabad, Georgia (is that in Gwinnett County?):

"the most important thing in me as a quality is that i want to have relations wioth people from different communities. i am a smart and young man of 22. i visit different places. i am a journalist with having a master degree in english besies other degrees"

And he certainly writes like someone with a master's degree in English.

And don't miss this gem from Miami:

"am chubby.i like to have anice lady to have along term relationship with.as my wife.
chubby."

That's it, folks. That's the whole profile.

Comments

[cynical7.livejournal.com]

wow.


i have nothing to add.

i wanted to say something saracastic but damnnnn...those speak for themselves.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Since you're a relative newcomer to my journal, you might want to check out my memories under "personal ads" for some more gems.

[disaster75.livejournal.com]

god they must be lining up for him!

that guy writes like my english prof at u of hawaii...
the guy ::native hawaiian:: did nothing but tell us why hawaiian was superior to english...
no wonder i can't spell... all my english teachers are from other countries...

maybe he's getting his masters in english as a fourth or fifth language only to be used on the internet

[yendi]

Maybe that's an MA in Broken English?

[kelliecoo.livejournal.com]

That is just way too funny! See those responses are the reasons I wanted my personal ad in the first place. And the only responses I received were from majorly wacked out perverts and good looking, yet psycho, guys. Yeah, I should probably have updated on my ads more, but the two good looking guys were both a little "off" if you know what I mean. (The buff, topless guy was a bible-thumping christian, and I mean, way overboard on that stuff--and this coming from me, a girl who worked at a church for 4 years of her post-college life!)

[kelliecoo.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and not too mention, if the guy is THAT freaking religious why would he use a picture of himself half-naked!

[sophocles.livejournal.com]

Islamabad GA is somewhere near Clarkston. Sometimes, "damn" is a complete sentence.

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

It's a real place? Surely you jest.

Re:

[sophocles.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed I do Jest.

[(Anonymous)]

It's in the former soviet republic of georgia.

[thatbelle.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! Thanks for another good laugh! hee hee....

Seriously though...my comments aren't even worth it at this point b/c everyone has pretty much already covered it...lordy.

Hmm.... Umm.... Yeah.....

[faybee.livejournal.com]

Sorry girlie, hadn't read your journal in awhile so this entry is new to me. Omigosh, I soooo know what you're going through. I have had a lot of real winners in my life as well. Keep looking, men can only get better from those great specimen. HeHe! I'm still waiting on my dream suitor in Alabama, shh... don't tell him okay? Later deary.