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kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2001-09-16 01:24 am

Weird

I just got hit on at Innovox.

I was enjoying the attention and the flirting, but when he suggested I find out how aroused he was, I told him to knock it off.

Subtle as a chainsaw...

[identity profile] scarcrest.livejournal.com 2001-09-16 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Suggested responses in the future if this happens again:

  • Say, "Well, mine used to be bigger before the operation;"
  • Say, "Let me get a magnifying glass;"
  • Say, "Hang on to that thought while I get the scissors."

    Pigs ... The "We could all die tonight" pickup line isn't new, of course. Think about something, though. Adrian Veidt's observations on pop culture in Watchmen -- particularly on advertising.

    Now think about the standard pop star -- especially the female ones. What's the largest online business? The porn industry, by most accounts. What's the latest trend in jeans? Pants that go below hip-huggers into the bikini line.

    When you telegraph out to include the Clinton scandal, the rising violence in movies and other media (DC Comics just wrapped up a three-month crossover called "Our Worlds at War"), you get the impression that Alan Moore may be insane, but he was right.