true story about my grandmother

[kellinator]

When they took my grandmother into the hospital for the last time, they gave her the usual battery of questions to see if she was in her right mind. 

Hospital: Who's the president?
Granny: George Bush, and he's a shitass.

Granny later told my aunt "I shouldn't ought to have said that," but I'm so glad she did.

Comments

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to get old.

Your Grandmother proved that many other people that seem to be in their right mind, in fact are not.

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

*smile*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for all your help in this time. I know I wouldn't have made it nearly this far along without it.

I'd love to know if she ever drops in on you. :)

*HUG*

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

You'll be the second to know.

[mariness.livejournal.com]

Good to have her sanity clarified so completely.

[meganinhiding.livejournal.com]

Sounds like your Grandmother was a really cool lady.

[jerel.livejournal.com]

That's a very cool story. :)

[ydnic.livejournal.com]

She sounds like a great lady who was most *definitely* in her right mind. :)

[notgruntled.livejournal.com]

No question she was lucid.

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

lol awesome!

before my great-aunt Betty Lou died, I was talking to her at a famiy reunion thingie - she had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer already

I said something about Uncle Dickie

"oh him," she said, nose curling, "he's an asshole"
"wow," I said, "I'm not allowed to say such a thing... he's still my elder"
"well he's not MY elder and I can say it all I want: He's an asshole"

Damn I miss Aunt Betty Lou. Bet she and your grandma are rocking the afterlife.

[meemeedarling.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

LOL

[jyantj.livejournal.com]

I think your grandmother and I would have gotten along splendidly!

[artricia.livejournal.com]

That's awesome.

[chicating.livejournal.com]

Cool!

[revised-06.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Your Granny was most certainly in her right mind.

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

She rocks.