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It's way too early in the fucking morning to need a drink.

Thanks to

karnythia, I now know that Bill O'Reilly and Fox News repeatedly mislabeled Mark Foley a Democrat. Can't we file a class-action lawsuit to make them accurately label themselves Fox Propaganda?

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There is no point to debating with you, because nothing I say will have any influence on you. As for you, Fox News posted erroneous information three times -- which an actual journalist has noted goes against everything the profession is supposed to uphold -- and somehow I'm running away from "intelligent backlash"? No, I'm going against MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID. But you Republicans can always justify yourselves.

See, that's not true. But you believe whatever makes you feel better, which is one of the cornerstones of the Liberal ideology.

And I am not a Republican. I don't vote party lines. So see, you just made a typo yourself. Shall we bash you for it?

No, you're not a Republican -- you just constantly scream about how Democrats are lazy whiners that take all your tax money and about how Reagan did more to make the world a better place than Jimmy Carter. Forgive me for using logic. If you and

dwivian would like to go have a pedantic wank, you're welcome to it, but my journal is not the place for it.

(psst... I think Carter may have been the best president of the 20th Century. Just a bit of trivia you might not have known. I think Reagan, on the other hand, by being the most senile president we've had, plunged the civil liberties, treasury, and world view of America into the toilet. Whee.)

And you always do this: you throw in some piece like this at the end that's diametrically opposed to whatever you've been yelling about. Why can't you just go join

debate or something instead of using my cyberspace to show off?

You were making generalizations about me that were wrong. My response is to make sure you realize that I don't fit in the box you've picked for me. If you have to box me up, label it "Socially Progressive Small-Government Independent". It'll be lonely, but I'll bring a book.

You put it out there in the first place. If you can't take the heat...

Don't lump me in with

dwivian. Just because I agreed with something he said doesn't put me in his camp. I don't even personally like the guy. If a simple disagreement serves as an attack, then congratulations...you prove my point about the vast majority of Liberals.

Kel, why don't you just ban this turkey? Seriously, this person is appallingly rude, and she's not even entertaining or original..."Blah blah blah...drivel drivel...ZOMG!1! Teh LIBERALS!!! Eww, you have liberal cooties! Tee hee, OMG! Shoes! Did I mention that I was raised by wolves, you stinky LIBERAL?" In what universe does this pass for "intelligent backlash", or anything that might happen to pass for even vaguely intelligent?

Just because there are fools out there doesn't mean you have to suffer them gladly. Or at all, sometimes. Like now.

If this is your normal attitudem, you are so not worth the breath that you steal from the useful people of this world.

O.K., how 'bout trying this attitude on for size, then?

You're a sorry-ass, butt-ugly, overbearingly stupid Friday turd at a Saturday market. Now shut your shrill piehole and go sit down somewhere. No one really wants to hear you pretend to be Dr. Laura or Ann Coulter or whatever it is you think you're doing; you don't even do it very well, and you just come off as rude trash. Probably for good reason, despite your pretensions otherwise.

Can I be you when I grow up? I've been practicing and everything: "OMG!1! Shoes! I like shoes! And...and...I hate liberals! ewww! Icky liberals! And...and...I look like the unnatural progeny of Grandpa Munster and a pug dog!"

Dude, that was really easy. Why, anyone could be you.

Wow. You're classy. You know not the first thing about me or who I am. What exactly made you turn this into a personal attack against me? Oh, I see. You're insecure and looking for the high-fives and pats on the back of approval from people that you simply agree with because you have no logic, opinions or sense of self that are yours alone. And if you think that one silly rude thing you write about me hurts me in the least, you have made a big mistake of underestimating me. To attack me on the basis of one silly remark I make on my userinfo page regarding my fondness of shoes (which I do to poke fun at myself...I'm a confident woman with many other traits and abilities and accomplishments, so I can do that) is not only asinine, but such a petty attack shows a sort of jealousy. I'm sorry that you can't afford nice things. Shall I put you on my charity list for Christmas?

Uh. Well. There! You sure put me in my place! Oh my stars and whiskers, I now see the error of my ways and shall be forthwith making much MORE of an effort to be just like you!

No, not really.

I've seen you around. I've never, ever seen you say anything that wasn't thoroughly fatuous and asinine. And know what else? You're a common, petty little bully with a little issue with compensatory narcissism.

Regardless of your pathology, I just don't like bullies, especially ones who metaphorically walk into someone's living room and shit all over the carpet, which is precisely what you have done here.

However, like all bullies of your type, not only are you really rather stupid and inadequate (however you may try to compensate, as noted), you're also highly predictable. Having watched you in the past, I had a pretty good idea that you would juuust not be able to resist replying to me, and I also had a pretty good idea what exactly kind of thing you'd say in response to me. I wish I'd made a bet with myself, really.

As far as I'm concerned, engaging with you is the equivalent of poking a stick into fire ant hill, right down to the predictable result. It's mildly amusing mindless fun, and has no emotional pull for me, other than the fact that you *are* a bully, and someone ought to pour a little Ortho on your sorry ass every now and then.

Dumb twat.

It's cute that you think you know how to throw around psychological terms correctly, but you're wrong. Being that I have my degree in psychology as well as an intricate familiarity of myself and my strengths and weaknesses, I have the ability to say that you're way off base. I have no abnormal pathology, dysfunction, phobia or any problem that would fall within any terms of diagnosis according to the DSM IV. I am quite condescending, however. Which you make terribly easy because you're so very, very low...doesn't take much.

Perhaps you knew I would reply (although, such things are awfully easy to say after the fact), but what would it say about you that you were baiting me in an attempt to provoke me and my biting temper?

Yeah. Go play in a sandbox with monkeys...you'll be much more on your level then.

I ought to feel guilty over pointing and laughing at you ("OMG! Like I have a degree!") but you just...you just...

Oh, go on with your bad self, whatever would we do without you? Clearly you're that horrible warning we need so much since you couldn't be a good example.

Yes. Just think: YOU'RE PROTESTING TOO MUCH TO SOMEONE WHO HAS ALREADY MADE IT CLEAR SHE REALLY DOESN'T CARE FOR OR ABOUT YOU.

I think it's safe to say you're a little pathological.

what would it say about you that you were baiting me in an attempt to provoke me and my biting temper? That was a bite? This really is the best you can do? I'd say what it says is, AS I SAID, [a] I don't like bullies and [b] it was like poking a stick in a fire ant hill. Because you really are pretty funny to watch.

"OMG! I'm like so confident! Look at me! I'm a rich white girl! I have like an education! And shoes!"

Well, now I know who I'm dressing as for Hallowe'en!

Oh...and...

Go play in a sandbox with monkeys...you'll be much more on your level then.

Oooh! I don't make monkeys! I train them! I know you are but what am Iiiii?

Really, this is the best you can do, innit?

It's like freakin' Nickolaus or something...

You know, I've read you for a year or so now, and I've detected that respect is a big issue for you. You demand respect from everyone around you, and you get very upset if you perceive it's not given, either from a client or a friend or even a waiter.

Why, then, do you come into someone else's journal and disrespect them? You've twisted her words (just because you've supported a Democrat in the past doesn't mean you don't have Republican leanings), made derogatory statements while throwing in stereotypes, and done your best to show total contempt for Kelly.

Yes, I know Kelly wasn't very nice to you in response. But if someone came into your house and immmediately shat on your floor, I daresay you would treat her far worse.

If you hate what "the liberals" are posting, there's this excellent invention added onto a mouse called a scroll button. Why don't you try using it? I've certainly used it to ignore the minutae of home decorating that you write about.

(And a little news for you....Mary an amazing person who could care less what shoes you buy or what house you live in in deciding their "status." So I daresay she's worth about 50 of you.)

Respect is an issue for me when it is demanded of me, yet not given in return. Welfare mentality. That's my issue.

Maybe it was because I just happened to agree with Dwiv on one freaking thing that turned this into the idiocy that it is.

The people that I call friends who are liberals would have had the rational and ability to agree to disagree and to respect that my view differs when they put something on LJ for the entire world to see. Is my differing opinion the problem?

I'm tired of arguing with people that I don't even call friends. I truly have nothing personal against Kelly. If she doesn't want to deal with my differing opinions, then that's her prerogative. As for this Mary, she can kiss my ass, for lack of a better term. I don't know her and I never want to. She paints a very nasty and unattractive picture of herself. I strongly argue your statement that she is amazing. She appears to be common trash to me, but you're free to have your opinion.

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