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kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2006-09-21 07:00 pm
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my first BPAL reviews -- Vice and Swank

Vice

BPAL says: Voluptuous and indulgent! A deep chocolate scent, with black cherry and orange blossom.

In the bottle: It's chocolate! It's chocolate-covered strawberries! And not the crappy Russell Stover chocolate-covered cherries that your grandmother used to love and you never understood why. And when I say you, I mean me.

Wet: Still yummy, but the chocolate isn't as strong as it was in the bottle.

An hour later: But WHY is the chocolate gone?! All I've got now are the cherries -- but they're not real cherries. More like cherry-flavored cough syrup. Great. I smell like medicine. Is this why they call it Vice -- because after the fun, you have the antibiotics?

Three hours later: The chocolate is back, faintly. But it's too late. I've decided I don't want to smell like cough syrup. Vice, you've broken my heart! *SOB*

Swank

BPAL says: Simply cool, the essence of Lounge: the scent of a crisp pomegranate martini.

In the bottle: I have no idea what pomegranate martinis smell like, as I have never had one. But it's fresh and crisp and fruity and fun. I can't tell which flavor of fruity it is, it's just fruity in a really clean, juicy way. For some reason it makes me think of an appletini, but I think that's more the attitude than the scent.

Wet: Fresh and fruity. And it just makes me happy.

Dried: I think this is one of those scents that is just perfect for my skin. It doesn't seem to change much on me -- it mellows a little, but it has staying power. Maybe someday I'll be able to figure out what the actual notes are, but I feel Swank more than smell it. It's perfectly named -- all fancy clubs and expensive drinks. It makes me think of the Roaring Twenties -- I can really see a flapper wearing this. I suspect this will become my signature scent.

[identity profile] whitecrow0.livejournal.com 2006-09-21 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. I ♥ BPAL reviews. You will be doing more, yes? ;}

[identity profile] dorei.livejournal.com 2006-09-22 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Vice smelled like cat pee on me. I think I'd prefer cough syrup. If you like smelling like booze, I suggest The Hamptons, which smells like a cosmo. Yum.

[identity profile] thermidor.livejournal.com 2006-09-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Funny. I adore Vice on me, it's one of my very favorites and I am wearing it now.

I love Swank in bottle but is like sweet-tarts on me!

Yay for you getting into bpal!

[identity profile] kth-dragon.livejournal.com 2006-09-22 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no! You've been assimilated! *tries to run in fear, but is intrigued by the smell*

[identity profile] maida-mac.livejournal.com 2006-09-22 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Vice was one of the playdough smelling scents on me, which made me veryvery sad.

A Semi-Urgent Request....

[identity profile] bigblack81.livejournal.com 2006-09-22 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
hey! got a question for you: I left my cellphone and some other things @ Ellie's house this past weekend. Could you get Kotter or Ellie to e-mail me at BigBlack81@opendiary.com with their home phone number so I can call them to arrange a time to go get it? If you can help, I'll be in your debt forever. I NEED my phone back! :D

PM of the Snark republic, signing off.

Re: A Semi-Urgent Request....

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2006-09-22 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I've emailed Elli and hopefully she'll wake up soon. :)