kellinator: (Frank and Tim by logand)
kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2005-08-12 12:52 pm

eeediots on parade!

Item #1:

Here's my impression of Terrell Owens on Egomaniacal Asshole Theatre SportsCenter:

Whine whine whine bitch bitch lie whine bitch bullshit "disrespect" blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit.

This is basically the same as my impression of Raffy Palmiero on SportsCenter, only substitute "I want to tell you but I just caaaaaaan't because my lawyers said so but really, I'm telling the truth and you should believe me" for "disrespect."

Reason #404 I Love Steve Nash: He does not behave like a dick on SportsCenter.

Item #2:

Tennessee killer couple to fight extradition

"I'm not going anywhere without her"? Isn't that what got you in this mess, you idiot?

Item #3:

[censored on behalf of I don't need any more fucking drahmah in my life]

[identity profile] kelliecoo.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Item #1: TO is an idiot. The coach is handling it so well, "in-house business will stay in-house business". TO goes and opens his big mouth and just looks like an idiot. That guy is a liability. No one is going to want him after this no matter how good he is!

[identity profile] stevietee.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have never used steroids. Period. ...No, wait, Question Mark. Yeah, yeah, I mean, Question Mark."

Item #1, #2 and #3

[identity profile] rhaycen.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
item #1:
no clue who they are ... isn't it wonderful not watching much of any sport, and specially not watching any of that sport garbage on TV here.

item #2:
well ... at least he's loyal ... hard thing to find in a male ... ;)

Item #3:
*hugs* ... whatever it is ... hugs are always helpful I've found out.

[identity profile] ariedana.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to throw a Terrell Owens Pity Party. What would be the proper refreshments for such an event?

You should've seen the live feed for the extradiction hearing. If it hadn't been for the fact that dude had two pairs of handcuffs on and something attaching his hands to his waist, he would've gone batshit right there.

[identity profile] jesshelga.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
In today's edition of the Friday Five on Five, one of the questions was, "How does Terrell Owens spend his next week off?" Leo Ebersole's answer was, "He will complete one Herculean task a day, beginning with keeping his yap shut for 3 consecutive minutes."

Hmm ...

[identity profile] faybee.livejournal.com 2005-08-14 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Your posts always sound so thought provoking,
but I know nothing of sports or law. I am
sorry that I don't respond to your posts more
often, I do think you rock the docks though.
Hopefully that's enough until I catch up on
my athletes, toodles girlie and take care.