[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2005-07-19 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That bit cracks me up every time. :-D

[identity profile] stevietee.livejournal.com 2005-07-19 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
This one was on last night on TBS:

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: That is freaking Smurf.

[identity profile] amenquohi.livejournal.com 2005-07-19 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that show! They just had a marathon here this weekend and I actually hurt myself laughing.

[identity profile] penguinicity.livejournal.com 2005-07-19 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, one of the best moments on television ever. The full quote is actually:

Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together.
Announcer: [For Homicide: Life on Sesame Street] This show contains adult content, and is brought to you by the letter H.
Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way.
[Gets out of bed and gets dressed]
Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED.
Ernie: Bert, you're yelling at me again, Bert.

MUCH funnier!

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2005-07-19 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm fixing it!

[identity profile] amenquohi.livejournal.com 2005-07-19 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter: Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Priceless!!

[identity profile] shes-precious.livejournal.com 2005-07-19 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
familyguyquotes.com

[identity profile] kobrin.livejournal.com 2005-07-19 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe. That bit cracks me up. :)

Funny as hell.

[identity profile] commx.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
You just made my night with that sript snippet. Gotta find the episode now. :)