random and sundry observations on pop-culture crap

[kellinator]

I am posting with this icon in case my boyfriend comes by and goes OMG SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I think that would be cute.

Speaking of cute, you must check out iharthdarth.

I had no intention of watching The Closer, since I've been forced to sit through way too many ads involving Kyra Sedgewick's so-fake Southern accent. But now scarcrest says that people all over the place are comparing it to Homicide, so now I have to watch it even though I don't think I'm going to like it. Apparently Sedgewick's character is a ball-buster and her entire squad tries to transfer out. Could Hollywood please think of another way to indicate a female character is strong besides making her a total beeyotch?

Speaking of fucked-up women, Katie Holmes thinks Scientology is, like, cool. This is why friends don't let friends rebound with crazy guys who were on their first marriage when you were in elementary school.

Paris Hilton plans to retire in two years. Waitasecond, partying, shopping, and attention-whoring are now a career? Where do I sign up?

CNN.com has a little checklist up on its main page of the counts against Michael Jackson, for those of you keeping score at home or something. That's just fucked up. Also, a caption reads "Tense times for Jackson's fans outside court." Michael Jackson still has fans?!

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Not only does he still have fans, he has a squeeing legion of fans crowding around the courthouse who screamed encouragement at him as he just arrived. Do these people have jobs?

[shes-precious.livejournal.com]

I heard on the radio on the drive in that Paris is pregnant. Now, I don't usually keep up with the silly little twit, but if that beast has a child and names it Paris the Third or some silliness she should be neutered. I could see them calling it Trey or something. *shudder* The poor child. I hope he/she has good nannies.

[katyakoshka.livejournal.com]

If they give it the middle name Clerlock, it wouldn't be too badly off, but that would imply that one or both of them a.) reads and b.) reads Barbara Hambly. And I ain't buyin' that.

[jesshelga.livejournal.com]

My roommate is convinced that, while a total creepy weirdo, he is not a molester. I'm reserving my pitchfork and torch, but I beg to differ on that point.

I keep hoping that her Teaching Mrs. Tingle costars will stage an intervention or something. I think repeated viewings of Far and Away would be a good deprogramming starter.

[shes-precious.livejournal.com]

OJ still has fans, why would'nt MJ? Stoopid, I know.

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Hey! If you sign up for the Paris job, can I be Nicole? We can infest television with dreck!

I hope Tom Cruise is paying Holmes well for their Fake Relationship.

Speaking of paying... are the Jackson fans actually fans, or did he maybe rent them?

[lunza.livejournal.com]

Yes, MJ still has fans. They're psycho. Read klwalton, especially this one (http://www.livejournal.com/users/klwalton/544074.html).

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

I am SO swiping your linkage to that Star Wars comic page -- that rocks my socks!

[poprockgrrl.livejournal.com]

They were showing a bunch of weird people in CA while the verdict was being read ( I don't know what channel I was watching, but they messed up Oprah and I started flipping channels). One lady was letting a dove out of a cage for for every not guilty. There were numerous others squeeing people, but that's the one that stood out.


I keep debating about Closer. I like Kyra Sedgwick but her accent in the promos grates on my last nerve.

[raptorgirl.livejournal.com]

Tom Cruise is acting like a dorky 16-year old lately, and it's annoying to watch. I just want to smack him.

Celebrities are just as stupid as the rest of us.

[sleepinbeauty.livejournal.com]

That is a cute journal by the way.

[jesshelga.livejournal.com]

I thought you might enjoy this MJ and SVU: together again (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/3312594.html)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I can totally hear that, too. Wheeeeeeeee!!