snarky NBA haiku

[kellinator]

It's Kobe's team now
Takes eighty-three shots a game
Lakers sinking fast

So the Suns can't win?
The team with the most points wins
Suck on that, haters

Sick of the Pistons
Just because the D is ugly
Doesn't mean it's good

Tell me, Isiah:
The hell did you get your job?
Blackmailing someone?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/___flight_risk/]

The last one is the best. Hehehe.

[mgrasso.livejournal.com]

Huh. Who'd have thunk it?
Antoine coming back sends Celts
Suddenly skyward.

[mgrasso.livejournal.com]

I even got a nature reference in there, if you count "sky."

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Danny Ainge admits:
"Yup, Kel was right all along.
I am fucking high!"

[copycatjsh.livejournal.com]

Is it really true
The Hawks have the worst record
Makes Charlotte look good.

-jsh

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

*busts up*

also, did you get my email - I dunno if I had right address!