The return of snarky_haiku!

[kellinator]

It's been so long since I've written a snarky_haiku (or posted in my own neglected community... I should probably be a more diligent mod and watch out for trolls) that I thought I'd actually commemorate the occasion by cross-posting.

Inspired by a law student giving the evil eye over her shoulder on the way to the restroom.

Walking to bathroom
You furtively glance behind
Going to do coke?

Comments

[bast2.livejournal.com]

love it! also, found the community and joined.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you! We love new members!

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

There have been trolls on snarkyhaiku and I missed them?? Darn it.

Although it would be a very *special* troll to do it's troll thing entirely through the medium of haiku...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Ehhh, not in a while. But I should be more diligent about deleting non-haiku posts.

Fuck! I can't remember the password!

[tfcocs.livejournal.com]

I like!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thankeee!!

[kai-ta-loipa.livejournal.com]

Do lawyers/law students do a lot of coke?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have no idea. But some of the ones around here, it really wouldn't surprise me. In that whole '80s rich-people party-drug sense.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I love my Alan. :)

[meemeedarling.livejournal.com]

Coke is used by everyone from the menial help to the most powerful people in Washington. I never knew that was the case until I knew what to look for, now one of my favorite games is "spotting the cokeheads." Its fun.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

That's HYSTERICAL!!

[the-yellow-king.livejournal.com]

Kell, you are a true treasure.