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[kellinator]

My interlibrary loan program has this color bar on the side to let me know when things are getting out of control. Normally it's green, but if I have a lot of requests to process, then it goes up to yellow.

I just logged in, and for the first time I can remember, it's red.

See you guys after lunch, I guess...

EDIT: Oh, and the requests are a bloody mess. Do I sound surprised? Listen fucknuts, for the last time, Reuters is not a newspaper...

Comments

[vikkilynn.livejournal.com]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You're in the red zone!!!

Good luck. Call for back-up if you need it.

:)

[blistermoth.livejournal.com]

Have you seen this? http://www.infomuse.net/img/200402/13_happy-librarian.gif

[cleverusername2.livejournal.com]

Is this the OCLC ILL system? I like all the pretty colors it uses.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

It's ILLiad, which doesn't really have many pretty colors... but I'm going to be forced to give up Passport soon, so maybe the web interface will give me more pretty colors. Because you can never have too many.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

*ALERT ALERT ALERT*

Warning! Kellinator is at Condition Red! Activate Emergency Fucktard Repulsion Protocols (EFRP)! Go to phase 3 on detection of vapid undergrads! Acquire targeting info on all law students in vicinity, and upload to orbiting mass driver satellites!