I'm going to be published! Well, kinda...

[kellinator]

I believe I've told most of you that LiveJournal's own reannon has recently published her first vampire smut erotic vampire mystery, Nocturnal Urges. She gave a totally kick-ass reading from it (and other works) at DragonCon and I recommend that you go get it now. Yay for vampire smut!

Anyway, reannon is now working on the sequel to Nocturnal Urges, which will bring back its most popular character, Detective Anne Freitas. Det. Freitas takes her name (and her awesome don't-fuck-with-me attitude) from another of LiveJournal's own, weaktwos. But this time she's got a new challenge to contend with while solving murders: "her smartass new partner."

Who is named after guess who.

It kinda goes without saying who the comic relief in this book is, y'know?

reannon is also planning some sort of subplot that will make Det. Kellinator "a much more interesting character." She won't tell me, and I'm not sure I want to know.

Personally, I'm wondering if she's going to make me a vampire. Because, ya know, the only thing better than being a smartass detective is being a smartass vampire detective.

(Hey folks, I'm happy. At DragonCon reannon was threatening to base a character on Ann Coulter and name her after me. You probably heard the screaming if you were in the Marriott on Sunday night.)

Comments

[deza.livejournal.com]

Hee, I still get a charge out of reading Joel Rosenberg's books that feature a sex slave with my name. ;) And darkfluidity just wrote me yesterday about using my name for a jinn librarian.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Golly, I hope not. The last thing Det. Freitas wants is a partner who SUCKS. ;-)

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Hey, be nice to me. The surest way I can get the publisher off my back would be to put Dets. Freitas and Parker in a covert lesbian relationship. *evilsnicker*

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Heh. If you make us lesbian lovers, you might as well go for maximum pain and make Kelly the Ann Coulter allegory.

muahaha

[reannon.livejournal.com]

How do you know the subplot isn't that Det. Parker gets fed up and becomes a conservative television pundit?

*evil grin*

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

How fun - now others will get to enjoy the wonder that is you! What a trip.

BTW, I have found myself mentally composing brief but snarky letters addressed to the various fools in life (a la the kellinator) in my head while driving recently. Lovely. Simply lovely.

[dream-wolf.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on being made infamous. I'd rather be notorious than famous any day. Keep Snarking!

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

Oooh, now I want to read the book. Everyone needs a snarky Kellinator.

[vernard.livejournal.com]

I'll have to be honest here hon.

Better you than me :-)

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Well, this is pretty awesome.

But I was disappointed, because I misread the title as "I'm going to be punished!"

Get me all excited...hmph.

[whitecrow0.livejournal.com]

Ohhh how fun!!!