Oh look, what a surprise, I'm bitching.

[kellinator]

I'm going to start rating my morning commute by how many profanities I use (with double points for any new ones I make up on the spot). This morning was a 30 at least.

...I was going to blow off some steam here by posting a big nasty rant about parking and traffic and the culture around here, but then I got to work and found a whole new round of things to piss me off, so fuck it.

Comments

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

What's the best profanity you ever made up?

[jeffreykins.livejournal.com]

Twist-a-matic-dick-o-flex

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Monkey!!!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Oh! The hills are alive with sounds of profanity!

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Been there, doing that, I should make us t-shirts...

[copycatjsh.livejournal.com]

and people wonder why I have to be at work at 7:00am. I get to avoid almost *all* the traffic!

I probably only used three profanities driving in. :)

-jsh

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Here's a good one for ya: "Bullfrocky!"