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[kellinator]

It's not that I'm an alcoholic, it's just that George W. Bush drives me to drink.

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[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

If the sauce didn't make me hemmorhage, I think he'd even drive me to drink.

And I'm a teetotaler.

[sujata.livejournal.com]

It ain't just you, babe. I purchased an extra bottle of rum Friday, knowing it would force me to be late making my cell phone payment this month, because thanks to W. this has been four years in which I really needed a bottle of rum per week. :-/

[zanzara.livejournal.com]

Well I'll be in Mexico swilling Margaritas on election day, afraid to look for a TV (there won't be any where I'm going).

Don't worry. I'm voting absentee before I leave.

But WTF will we do if...?

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Mexico and Canada will probably have to tighten their borders, or else be overwhelmed by all the U.S.A. refugees seeking political asylum...

[zanzara.livejournal.com]

I'll be going down on the 27th of October. I think we need to designate some specific meeting places...to make plans and all...

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Well, if I have to move to Mexico to flee the Bush dictatorship, the first thing I'm going to do is console myself by spending a week or two at the beach. I hear Mexico's beaches are fabulous. :-)

But yeah, you're right, all the potential refugees should plan to meet up. That'll make it so much easier to foment a revolution!

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Here, now. I happen to like Kelly. She's not to meet an untimely end due to alcohol poisoning, you hear me?!

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

BURP!!

I'm driven to drink no matter who it is in office...I'm bipartisan that way...

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

What a coincidence, he drove himself to drink too.

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Dude. *high-fives you* =-)

[copycatjsh.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha, what a lame excuse :)
Oddly enough, I think I drank more with Clinton in office. Then again I turned 21 in December of 99, so the novelty of drinking a ton wore off in 2000-2001.

-jsh

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

It's not that George Bush drives me to drink, its that I'd rather die of alcohol poisoning than live with the stigma of having George Bush as my president.

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute! Do you really need to drive the three feet from those tall tables over to the bar? You could just raise your voice and shout for more alcohol, if you are that... tired.

OTOH, I understand completely. I love the bumper sticker, "Like Father, Like Son: four years and done." Here's a toast: to a Bush-less New Year!

[meganinhiding.livejournal.com]

I don't drink but I think that my chocolate intake increased after the 2000 election.

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

Then you should find another chauffeur.....