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kellinator) wrote2004-09-10 06:21 pm
kellinator) wrote2004-09-10 06:21 pm
Meyers-Briggs humor
From http://noetic.oathill.com/Psych/psyhumour/psyhum.Html:
Meyers-Briggs Prayers:
ENFJ God, help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?
ENTP God, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
ENTJ God, help me to slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdoAmen.
ESFJ Lord, give me patience and I mean right now!
ESTP God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions. Even though they're usually not my fault.
ESTJ God, help me to not try to run everything. But, if you need some help, just ask...
ESFP God, help me to take things more seriously. Especially parties and dancing.
INTJ Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be.
INFJ Lord, help me not to be such a perfectionist. Did I spell that correctly?
INTP Lord, help me less independent, but let me do it my way.
INFP Lord, help me to finish everything I sta
ISTJ God, help me to begin relaxing about little details tomorrow at 11:41.32 a.m.
ISFJ Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it exactly right.
ISTP God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive.
ISFP Lord, help me to stand up for my rights! (if you don't mind my asking)
ENFP God, help me to keep my mind on one thi... Look! a bird! ...ing at a time.
(I'm an ENFP... as if you could possibly have any doubt after reading this.)
Meyers-Briggs Prayers:
ENFJ God, help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?
ENTP God, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
ENTJ God, help me to slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdoAmen.
ESFJ Lord, give me patience and I mean right now!
ESTP God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions. Even though they're usually not my fault.
ESTJ God, help me to not try to run everything. But, if you need some help, just ask...
ESFP God, help me to take things more seriously. Especially parties and dancing.
INTJ Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be.
INFJ Lord, help me not to be such a perfectionist. Did I spell that correctly?
INTP Lord, help me less independent, but let me do it my way.
INFP Lord, help me to finish everything I sta
ISTJ God, help me to begin relaxing about little details tomorrow at 11:41.32 a.m.
ISFJ Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it exactly right.
ISTP God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive.
ISFP Lord, help me to stand up for my rights! (if you don't mind my asking)
ENFP God, help me to keep my mind on one thi... Look! a bird! ...ing at a time.
(I'm an ENFP... as if you could possibly have any doubt after reading this.)
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I love it!
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'Fess up. The rest of us are doing it! *mischievous grin*
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*doesn't finish this comment*
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Oh, man. So totally my ex. *laugh*
INTP Lord, help me less independent, but let me do it my way.
INFP Lord, help me to finish everything I sta
I tend to be a bit more F than T, but both could be appropriate for me. *grin*
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LOL! That is so totally me.
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Gak!
This echoes a remark I made in my userinfo page bio so closely, it's frightening. Am I redeemed if I was only joking when I wrote it? :-/
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And besides, being open to others' ideas doesn't mean that you don't judge their merit. It means that you don't PREjudge their merit. That's what prejudice is.
I'll quote Carl Sagan here:
"Prejudice is making a judgment before you have looked at the facts. Postjudice is making a judgment afterwards. Prejudice is terrible, in the sense that you commit injustices and you make serious mistakes. Postjudice is not terrible. You can't be perfect of course; you may make mistakes also. But it is permissible to make a judgment after you have examined the evidence. In some circles it is even encouraged."
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I'd forgot all about the Carl Sagan remarks on prejudice vs. postjudice! *grin* That fits in beautifully with the way INTJs actually think, too. I might just add Sagan's words to my userinfo page!
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So does this mean you'll actually get on AIM sometime? ;-)
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Check! Adding this as a daily meditation of sorts, since it's trooooo*...
*Knowingly NOT spelled correctly. Um.
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Is that how you spell A-D-D? Thanks - this was fun.
As for me, I used to be INFJ/INTP, but I've bloomed and am now ENFJ/ENTP...
ENFJ God, help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?
ENTP God, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.