Phone Post:

[kellinator]

Comments

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

But...you told me you were a hooker!!

[sujata.livejournal.com]

She's a swashbuckler, dear. More or less the same thing, admittedly, but swashbucklers have wit and style; hookers don't always have those added appeals. ;-)

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

Do you offer frequent flyer miles?

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Jeeze, I've really, really, really gotta get my computer's sound capability repaired.

*wanders off wondering what the post was about*

[animamea.livejournal.com]

I've transcribed it, so you can join in on the hilarity. ^_^

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Thanks, you're the ultimate coolness! :-)

[animamea.livejournal.com]

::bows:: I aim to please. ^_^

[animamea.livejournal.com]

I used to live in a bad neighborhood, and for some reason, everyone thought I was a twelve year old hooker. I thought it was funny, then annoying, then frightening when someone followed me home one day.

At any rate, I hope you're enjoying the Con of Dragons. ^_^

[polychromatic22.livejournal.com]

No practical hooker wears wings. They are far too hard to maneuver in.

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Don't knock airborne intercourse 'til you've tried it, dearie. The expression "flying fuck" doesn't exist for nothin'... ;-)

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Wings, huh? I hope you aren't being audacious enough to wear a halo with that!