Say hello to my little friend!

[kellinator]

Friday at work I complimented one of my co-workers on her shark. It was this shark made out of that foamy material that stress balls are made out of so you can squeeze them. She said that it had been given to her and she didn't really want it, would I like it?

I've since discovered that his name is Sharkey, and he doesn't much like lawyers.

My work-bitch problems are over now. I'm going to be gracious, even-tempered, and all that good stuff.

Sharkey, however, is going to say whatever the hell he wants.

Comments

a sign...

[adamosity.livejournal.com]

A sign you have a bad job:

My boss gave me one of those things once. I squeezed it so hard that I broke it and the stuff inside fell out.

*laughs*

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

Sharkey needs a journal.

Yup, yes he does.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Don't encourage me...

Oh, who the hell am I kidding? Encourage me!

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

I think Sharkey should simply hijack your journal occaisionally... it just seems funnier for some reason...

[sertrel.livejournal.com]

Work has totally jumped the shark. You should place him in a spot where everyone who comes to see you has to walk above him.

[sujata.livejournal.com]

*applause* >:-)

But, um, tell Sharkey I'm not like all the other people who become lawyers, okay? *nervous giggle*

[polychromatic22.livejournal.com]

You have a snark shark?

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

Ahh finally.. my mental powers have developed to a point where I can cause other people to post the things I am thinking..

Now.. to take over the world..

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Yes!! He's Sharkey the Snarky Shark!!

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

OMG.. I SO need a sharkey.... maybe I could blame it on the wizard.. not the man behind the curtain.. eh?