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kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2004-07-29 10:34 am

Tell us what you really think, Kelly...

As said on the phone to [livejournal.com profile] ariedana last night (and if you're really smart, you might even be able to figure out who I'm talking about):

"All the asshats go out to the woods and dance around in a circle, and then they bow down to him, for he is the King of the Asshats."

[identity profile] streamweaver.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, I need to become an asshat, I want to be danced around and worshiped too! :(

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
No hon, gorgeous gamer girls dance around and worship you, and we all know that's infinitely better. ;)

[identity profile] streamweaver.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well.... ok.... maybe you have a point. :)

[identity profile] sujata.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Someone, I see, is in especially fine form today. =-)

(And, pssst, email incoming.)

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
*curtsy*

[identity profile] stevietee.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Funny, I always thought their leader would use be the Lord of the Asshats!

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
*insert your own "Lord of the Dance" joke here*
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[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, that's correct. I have an entire list of other names, though...

[identity profile] ariedana.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, there are many asshats in this world, and the best way to identify them is their ability to not recognize the fact that they are one and you aren't.

[identity profile] twochicsinbham.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I know one or two that "King/Lord/Queen of the Asshats" could be used to describe. Tee hee hee

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
The scary thing is, I know several of all of the above...

[identity profile] bannanna.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
hehe...I have some idea as to who may be deserving of *that* title...

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
That wasn't the one I was talking about, but if the shoe fits... ;)

[identity profile] darkerdays.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
as of yesterday, my new favorite word is asshats.

i called the contrustion guy at KSU who decided it was a good day to tear up all the parking lots on the day of finals so no one can park an asshat. stomped over and said you fucking asshat.

[identity profile] crackerbob.livejournal.com 2004-08-04 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's ME!!!!