kellinator: (Queen of Snark by maighdlin)
kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2004-07-01 03:14 pm

Mini-snark

Hey Britney, I got two syllables for you: Pre-nup.

[identity profile] ariedana.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I have three words - live in sin.

Is it just me, or did F-9/11 do more damage to one's view of Britney than it did to Bush? That gum-chewing-of-the-cud was possibly the most vapid moment for anyone in history.

[identity profile] jerseygirl1.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I have two words for her, since she INSISTS on bugging us with her "career"

Voice Lessons

Will I see you Sunday?

[identity profile] seaofsin.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He sounds like a real winner. I give it less than 6 months...and I think I'm being optomistic :)

[identity profile] amai-unmei.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Naaaaah, let her get married so the mother of her fiance's kids can sue her for child support!

Sounds like a plan to me. :D

[identity profile] atomicnumber51.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I read an article that suggested she might be pregnant.

I think the two words we're all looking for are: Shotgun Wedding

Followed by five more: The baby was premature, honest.

[identity profile] amai-unmei.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
According to this, Britney's not preggers ... but she DID propose to her boyfriend.

You know, the one who cheated on his pregnant girlfriend ... o_0

Where to begin?