The cat is taunting me.

[kellinator]

This morning Sam, my landlords' kitty tub of lard, was lying on my bed trying to bite me while I petted him, so I started taunting him: "I'm smarter than you!"

Then I got to thinking:

I'm constantly tired, constantly hungry, and constantly broke.

Sam sleeps whenever he wants, eats whenever he wants, and generally lives in the lap of luxury.

I think Sam is laughing right now.

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[darkerdays.livejournal.com]

see, cats have an evil plan to take over the world. and i will be their minion.

this is why i have a 3 legged poodle. but remind me to tell you about my cat named nipple...