Insert your own J-Lo joke here

[kellinator]

Hey, get this. Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony tie the knot

Hey, Jennifer, I agree that hobbies are a good thing. But might I recommend knitting or bungee-jumping instead of getting married?

Hmmm, I wonder if Ben needs some consoling...

Comments

[tardis-chan.livejournal.com]

*snickers* That was great! :D

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[lunza.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I wonder if Ben needs some consoling...

Counseling. All around. Ugh!

[kmeghan.livejournal.com]

good grief. i doubt it lasts more than 3 months! :)

[fanagle.livejournal.com]

Holy crap.. she's one needy person. It makes me weary to think of all that relationship-hopping.

One upside, it seems that her undisclosed wish to become the new Elizabeth Taylor is successfully under way.

[blondeheroine.livejournal.com]

Dude. That bitch is just crazy. She's on her way to being Elizabeth Taylor - except without the talent.

[pxlboy.livejournal.com]

agreed...she defines needy and neurotic. ben is lucky that he got out alive; with his acting career still intact..oh, wait ^_^;; he seems to have a bad habit of making bad movies with girlfriends: bounce, gigli, etc...good lord- the insanity never ends-

[leopard-print.livejournal.com]

I saw that and got a good laugh out of it. We should start a betting pool on how long that marriage will last.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good idea. I'll say eight months.