kellinator: (Queen of Snark by maighdlin)
kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2004-06-06 02:47 am

Insert your own J-Lo joke here

Hey, get this. Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony tie the knot

Hey, Jennifer, I agree that hobbies are a good thing. But might I recommend knitting or bungee-jumping instead of getting married?

Hmmm, I wonder if Ben needs some consoling...

[identity profile] tardis-chan.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* That was great! :D

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] lunza.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, I wonder if Ben needs some consoling...

Counseling. All around. Ugh!

[identity profile] kmeghan.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
good grief. i doubt it lasts more than 3 months! :)

[identity profile] fanagle.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Holy crap.. she's one needy person. It makes me weary to think of all that relationship-hopping.

One upside, it seems that her undisclosed wish to become the new Elizabeth Taylor is successfully under way.

[identity profile] blondeheroine.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. That bitch is just crazy. She's on her way to being Elizabeth Taylor - except without the talent.

[identity profile] pxlboy.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
agreed...she defines needy and neurotic. ben is lucky that he got out alive; with his acting career still intact..oh, wait ^_^;; he seems to have a bad habit of making bad movies with girlfriends: bounce, gigli, etc...good lord- the insanity never ends-

[identity profile] leopard-print.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw that and got a good laugh out of it. We should start a betting pool on how long that marriage will last.

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, good idea. I'll say eight months.