Unsent letters, sports edition

[kellinator]

Dear Eli Manning,

Just because your brother's making bank in the NFL doesn't mean you get to be a diva before you've even played a single game. A bit of unsolicited advice for you and your stage-momma daddy: Sit down and shut up.

Dear Milwaukee Bucks,

Thank you for being the lone team to pull an upset so far in the playoffs. You're doing your part to keep things at least a little interesting.

Dear Tim Thomas,

Seriously, dude, STFU. You forgot the First Commandment of Trash Talk: Thy mouth shalt not write checks thy body cannot cash. The only reason Keith Van Horn has the reputation of Softest Player in the NBA instead of you is because he's a Mormon choirboy.

On second though, don't shut up. So far your infantile baiting is the most interesting thing about the playoffs.

Dear Lakers,

I hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you. Did I mention that I hate you?

Comments

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[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

<3 <3 <3

[adgy.livejournal.com]

Eli Manning = Ryan Leaf Part II?

[elrond50.livejournal.com]

I agree with all of them except Manning. I wouldn't want to play for the Chargers either. They are TERRIBLE and always drafting very early. Nice city, but terrible team. I'd rather play for teh Arizona Cardinals and they are just as bad all around as well.

Must admit that the Mannings screwed it up by letting it go public, let Eli take his licks(poundings) in New York where everything about him will be dissected.

[amary.livejournal.com]

You're like the Andy Rooney of sports. :)

And I echo your sentiments on the Lakers...one thousandfold.

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