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kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2003-12-18 08:16 pm

Phone Post: phone post 18 December 2003

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[identity profile] metaphorge.livejournal.com 2003-12-18 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I always come out of there hating humanity.

I think the reason WalMart was put on this planet was to reinforce our misanthropy.

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2003-12-18 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for entertaining us with your shopping misfortune. I had good chuckle.

And many thanks to Metaphorge for his court reporter duties!

[identity profile] chicating.livejournal.com 2003-12-18 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Walmart is the Devil.
(And we Munch women don't need our misanthropy re-inforced...is it still misanthropy from a woman? We already know People Not Us or Or Friends have brains like day-old banana pudding. Made me real popular on the playground...if anything we should seek out what little affirmation we can, so as not to drown in our own bitter. Although a male friend told me it was sexy once, but he's with somebody else anyway. And that was kind of a Munchly monologue, wasn't it? Sorry...I should not inflict that on a sick person. But aren't we all sick anyway? Suffering under the fever-dream of a capitalist society that exploits people so other people can save thirty-nine cents on garbage bags.)

[identity profile] misanthropist.livejournal.com 2003-12-18 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Try working at fucking Wal-Mart. Jesus christ.