Still not king.

[kellinator]

shamelessly stolen from fallencathedral

Lord of the Rings Fun:
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where
the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie.
At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of
a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

Comments

[vill.livejournal.com]

This causes people like me to be frightfully glad they're going to a Die-Hard-Silent-Fans-Only marathon.

[audemay.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh that is so funny.
What about going to the concsetion stand and asking
for "Second Breakfast."
You Shall Not Pass... Gas!
When the dwarf is getting help from someone say
He's a friend of the little man!
Sorry, I just kinda run with these things.
Thank you for sharing
Audemay

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Second breakfast!! I love it!!

BTW, that's an adorable icon!

[salog.livejournal.com]

#18 was the best

[canciona.livejournal.com]

How bad is it that I read #8, and thought "Wait...isn't this what everyone does?"

Great list, btw!

[canciona.livejournal.com]

Except for the finger-biting. Just wanted to clarify that. ;)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Good, I was about to ask...

[canciona.livejournal.com]

:D

[kmn-rdr-caoimhe.livejournal.com]

#15 is probably my favorite, only because back when Warcraft II came out, my friend adamdoochin actually made one of those spliced-together wav files involving the singing orks in a boat. If I can find it, I'll have to post it somewhere...hehe

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, too funny!

#6

[opalturtle.livejournal.com]

We saw Fellowship of the Rings and about died when Mr. Smith walked on as Elrond. He just doesn't look or sound (especially sound) like Elron should! And we keep hearing him say, "Mr. Anderson" ~snorgle~

Tee hee!

[ladylabyrinth.livejournal.com]

That was great! I copied it and sent it to all my friends. Thank you for keeping me laughing for about 10 minutes straight.

Re: Tee hee!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service!

[huskerdume.livejournal.com]

OMG! My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

It's one of the best of these type things I've seen...