Oh my lord.

[kellinator]

You must go read this:

theonetruepair

"He smelled of raw fish and hot gay hobbit sex..."

Thank you, rubrchick. I think...

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[ariedana.livejournal.com]

"OH, GOLLUM!!! MY LITTLE FUCK BUNNY, GOLLUM!!!"

Excuse me, I now have to gouge my eyes out...