sign #43 that I've been at my desk too long

[kellinator]

My favorite stapler broke. I am in all sorts of a snit fit over it.

The fact that I'm having a temper tantrum over my favorite stapler breaking embarrasses me.

The fact that I have a favorite stapler embarrasses me even more.

Comments

[eudaimonia.livejournal.com]

All is not lost. You need to buy a red stapler to replace it!

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

Visions of Melvin from Office Space... ack!

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKS BEATING ME TO THE TIRED AND ALL-TOO OBVIOUS RED SWINGLINE JOKE!!!!!

(my favorite stapler is an handheld chrome swingline my mom has in her office. that thing pwnz.)

-hx

[whysoblue.livejournal.com]

Do not be embarrassed by your stapler love. It would break my heart if any of my seven staplers (http://www.livejournal.com/users/whysoblue/2002/04/06/) broke.

[fanagle.livejournal.com]

Even more pathetic...

[dinesha.livejournal.com]

...I have a favourite spoon. And if I don't find it immediately, not only do I get really irritated, NO, I will spend half an hour looking for it by which time my tub of ice cream will have melted and is not enjoyable ANYWAY. (this happened only once.)
But yeah, your stapler love seems quite normal compared to that. Hope that is of some consolation.

Re: Even more pathetic...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly have utensils I prefer... Good utensils improve a meal, I'd agree...

[spiritchaser1.livejournal.com]

I don't like it when my favorite Anything breaks, and I think it is perfectly fine to have a fave stapler. :)
Did you name it?
Will there be a burial?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

No, but I will now have to name the next one!

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

I had a favorite stapler.. someone liberated it.. if you see a stapler who looks as if it needs a home and/or appears to just be wandering.. please point it back this way.. sigh