The God-honest truth

[kellinator]

The God-honest truth is, if you talk smack about me -- in fact, if you say something completely idiotic and assholish about me -- I can forgive it.

But you better not talk smack about any of my friends, because I do not forgive that.

In fact, if you think you're enough of a man or woman to talk smack about my nearest and dearest, fuck you. Because you are not. And it'll be a cold day in hell before I let you get away with that shit in my LiveJournal, motherfucker.

Comments

[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

That little pissant is not worth your time and effort.

*gives you warm tea and pats your hand*

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Our fleeting encounters with spiteful folk makes us appreciate the decent folks.

Decent folks

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

But what about indecent folks like me? Where's the love, eh? :)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, are you indecent right now?

*looks around*

So, what are you wearing?

What am I wearing?

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Jeans, T-shirt, socks, belt, boxer briefs. But underneath it all, I'm naked. Don't tell anyone.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! I'm positively crrrrimson!

Uh-oh...

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd hate to run your utilities bills up by causing excess cold showers. Maybe I should, as a community service, get a full-body tattoo of a suit of clothing. ;)

I'm sure Kellinator appreciates all this in her journal...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

...so I'll add one more post.

Given your stance on piercings and tattoos, I triple dog dare you to get a suit tattoo. Make it a tux! meow!

Re: I'm sure Kellinator appreciates all this in her journal...

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Well, it's nice to have someone other than Kellinator making someone all hot'n'bothered. :)

Well, she does have the corset picture

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

In order not to make Miss Kellinator feel left out in this exchange:

Yo, Kellinator! I just finished reading "The Last Castle". I enjoyed it. And holy hand grenades, Little Boy Blue is ripped underneath his unassuming garments.

[hugs.livejournal.com]

is it anal sex with the cheese grater time?

if so I have lube... the last one we didn't use lube on and it was just messy...

Don't worry about it

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Only people who have no friends go out on a limb to attack other people's friends without a reason. And he has absolutely no reason. And if he thinks what he said will make any difference, he's got more issues than the New York Times.

Re: Don't worry about it

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad that I don't know what either of you are talking about. But I'm also glad to call both of you friends...

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

I already replied to a similar post by ariedana. I agree wholeheartedly. I know I have missed something somewhere.. 'cause I would have been the same way over it.