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kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2002-01-17 03:47 pm

Mo' money mo' problems

I'm down to twenty bucks in my checking account and thirty bucks in my savings account.

No wonder I'm contemplating becoming a shooter girl.

[identity profile] atomicnumber51.livejournal.com 2002-01-17 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Is a shooter girl like a dyslexic hooters girl? ;-)

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2002-01-19 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
No, a shooter girl sells alcohol-filled test tubes at strip bars.

I'm willing to stick a test tube between my boobs, but no way am I deep-throating one of those things.

[identity profile] atomicnumber51.livejournal.com 2002-01-21 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Wow. I had no idea such things existed.

Before things get *that* desperate, maybe you could just sell plasma?

*hugs*