The secret to world peace

[kellinator]

I'm convinced we'd significantly reduce wars, crime, and general assholery if we would all just get more massages.

I got one last night. If you're in the Atlanta area and need a good massage therapist, make an appointment with Tim at Crystal Blue in Little Five Points. He's the bomb. He said I had the most tension in my shoulders, not surprisingly, because they've been hurting for weeks.

Of course, after all of this I was so relaxed that I fell asleep before I could call several of y'all. My apologies and I'll try and get you this weekend.

Comments

[elizabethf.livejournal.com]

How much does he charge?

[canuckgirl.livejournal.com]

Total agreement here. And really, they should come with a ride to and from your home. My last one, I was too relaxed to drive anywhere! I just wanted to go to sleep!

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[drunkmuppet.livejournal.com]

Assholery= I think this is my new favorite word!

Re: Define

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaay!!

Assholery (noun): The state of being an asshole. Not to be confused with buggery.

Re: the secret to world peace

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Our company has a massage therapist come into the office twice a week. It's rough...