kellinator | A snarky haiku for a few of you

Look at my friends list
Zombies, zombies everywhere
Must protect my brain.

*poke*

Tomorry lunch?

Yes yes!! Forgive me as I go email you. Dealing with idiots today.

Ummm... where should I email you?

send it to vill@livejournal.com and it'll make it to me.

Such a sad picture
Zombies, zombies everywhere
Not a brain to eat

Time to upgrade your haikus:

Can you drive 55?

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Shall I take this as a vote of confidence?

You better damn betcha.

There's money in it, too. If you don't mind getting paid in pounds sterling.

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After "zombies, zombies everywhere" my brain wanted to see "not a drop to drink."

They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise.

Braiiiinnnnnsssss!

puppetgurl would love this poem.

Send her over to