My 30-second review of VH1's Top 100 Song list

[kellinator]

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_greatest/66966/episode_about.jhtml

This list is utter shit. It offends my sense of aesthetics. Fucking "Baby One More Time"?! Only if the Afghan Whigs are covering it, as scarcrest would say. And is it rock or pop? "My Heart Will Go On" isn't rock. I'm not even sure if it's pop. I think it's a showtune. You want a great song? Then where the fuck is "Baby Got Back"? I done told ya that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!!

Get off the crack, VH1.

Comments

[sleepinbeauty.livejournal.com]

I think VH1 should have called it VH1's Top 100 songs that got extensive airtime on VH1 and/or MTV. They're almost all super popular songs, to the point that they could have been one-hit wonders. (Some were.)

VH1 isn't on crack. They are crack.

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Heh! Funny.

Baby Got Back

[fairylogic.livejournal.com]

That is the best!

The judges were probably all white - it is VH1 after all.

[spiritchaser1.livejournal.com]

LOL! I agree.
Their list was more a "what songs were very popular and overplayed in the past 25yrs" than Best.

Re: 100 songs

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Eminfuckinem made it on there. Twice. That's all you needed to say. I wouldn't even wipe my ass with that list.