The shower meme

[kellinator]

For those of you who haven't seen it, this meme is from anoisblue, who I haven't read yet. It came to me originally through dreamingcrow.

"If you want me to interview you--post a comment that simply says, 'Interview me.' I'll respond with questions for you to take back to your own journal and answer as a post. Of course, they'll be different for each person since this is an interview and not a general survey. At the bottom of your post, after answering the Interviewer's questions, you ask if anyone wants to be interviewed. So it becomes your turn-- in the comments, you ask them any questions you have for them to take back to their journals and answer. And so it becomes the circle.

My first batch of questions, from dreamingcrow:

1. Brought to one of your most recent posts, what are the grammatical errors that just drive you batty?

Wouldn't you know, now I can't think of them? Pronouncing "ask" as "ax" might be one of my biggest. Really, just glaringly obvious ones. I rarely pick apart stuff looking for the less obvious ones.

2. How did you end up working where you do?

I'm the interlibrary loan specialist at the Emory Law Library (which provides much material for lawyer-bashing LJ entries). I originally worked here as a student, through a convoluted set of connections that led me to several different student library positions starting back at Vandy -- this person knew that person and recommended me, and so on. Then I got kicked out of grad school, but was able to keep my student jobs for the summer while I figured out what to do. I was literally three weeks away from packing up and going home in defeat when the new interlibrary loan specialist called at the last minute to say he wasn't taking the job after all. Several coworkers recommended me, I interviewed, and here I am.

3. What is your current favorite snarky haiku? Why?

Ooooh. That's tough. I love all the snarky haiku -- they are my children! (For those of you who don't know, I created and moderate snarky_haiku, which I am extremely proud of -- come check us out!) I especially love the ones my friends write -- but my current favorite, regarding "The Matrix", is from shoutingboy, who I don't really know:

"Mis-ter An-derson...
Pity that the 'chosen one'
cannot fucking act."

For one I wrote myself, I'll pick this one in honor of scarcrest:

Redneck writes the Sun:
"Tippitt's a commie bastard
Oughtta get my gun."

4. Does your mother know you curse like a longshoreman? ;) Seriously, what are your favorite insults/cuss words? Why?

Yes, she knows. She cringes, but she knows -- I was once on the phone with her when a total fucking idiot pulled out in front of me at the 400 tollbooth and I started shrieking every four-letter word I could think of. My favorite cuss words are "fuck" and "shit" (I'm pretty sure they're the ones I use the most), and I'm also the first LJ user to list "creative profanity" as an interest, though in my case it may be "prolific profanity" instead, so I strive for creativity. Some of my favorites: "dicksmack," from a college friend; and several I created myself, including "shit-snorting sphincter" and "piss-gargling prag." My swearing quirk? I'll say every word you can think of (and a few you probably haven't), but I won't take the Lord's name in vain.

5. What do you dream about?

I rarely remember my dreams, but two of my most common dream subjects are high school marching band and the Titanic.

Comment if you want to be interviewed!

Comments

[elizabethf.livejournal.com]

me me me!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Okay, here goes:

1). Describe your spirituality.

2). How did you first get interested in firearms?

3). What's the most important thing you've gotten out of your time with Tim?

4). You are given five thousand dollars with the stipulation that you blow it on something frivolous. What do you do with the money?

5). What piece of advice would you like to give to yourself at age 18?

[sage-and-sea.livejournal.com]

Me, please!

I love swearing. I think I'll add creative profanity to my interest list, too! If you don't mind, of course.

Pissbag is a favorite of mine.

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd love it. And I think I'll add "pissbag" to my repertoire!

1). What's the best thing about having a baby in the house?

2). What's the most difficult thing about having a relationship with someone with Asperger's? The best?

3). What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

4). Describe your spiritual beliefs.

5). What's your favorite kind of tea?

(These questions aren't all that great. Sorry!)

[sage-and-sea.livejournal.com]

They were great questions! Isn't pissbag a wonderful word?

the one that drives me nuts

[sirinek.livejournal.com]

To say something or someone "needs fixed" or, worse still "needs laid", omitting the "to be" or "to get".

I dont know which, if not both is correct, but its the literary equivalent of fingers on the blackboard for me. Ugh!

[maida-mac.livejournal.com]

Seems like you enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing. Feel free to reciprocate, if you wish.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid everyone else has already asked you the good questions! Please forgive me if I accidentally repeat any.

1). You are ordered to select a new name. What is it?

2). You're throwing a dream banquet for your friends, and cost is no option. Describe the menu.

3). What one piece of advice would you like to give to yourself at age eighteen?

4). Describe your favorite childhood toy.

5). What is your favorite quotation?

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

Me, please! :)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

1). You can pick any one day of your life to relive. Which is it?

2). You're throwing a huge bash for all your friends, and money is no object. Describe the party.

3). Pick five people you'd take on a trip to a deserted island.

4). If you could pick any time and place to live in, what would it be? And who would you be there?

5). Name something (pretty much anything) that you think represents the essence of who you are.

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Interview me. :)

[atomicnumber51.livejournal.com]

Interview me, dah-link. ;-)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

1). If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

2). What do you feel is your strongest link to your heritage?

3). What was the most profound religious experience of your life?

4). What would you put in a time capsule to represent yourself?

5). I'm going to be a little self-centered on this one. What's your favorite memory of me?

[tall-man.livejournal.com]

I'll put myself under the knife -- interview me too

Interview me

[taoskye.livejournal.com]

I'm game...interview me. :)

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

me, if you can think of 5 questions :o)

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, shucks! If you have the time, please do Interview Me!

[gina.livejournal.com]

I want to be interviewed. :)

[tropiquena.livejournal.com]

Oooh, this is cool! Would you please interview me? :)

[renaissancekat.livejournal.com]

Two (possibly) new words for you:

cockbite
fuckchop

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I like!!