Does this count as creative profanity?

[kellinator]

The other day I was talking to gamgee on my cell phone while running a library errand. Chris was not having a good day and I was attempting to cheer him up by characterizing the people annoying him as "asshats."

Chris kept saying "What?" It finally dawned on me that Chris did not know what an asshat was.

Picture, if you will, a busy intersection, and a very mild-mannered looking young woman in semi-professional garb standing on the corner bellowing into a cell phone "Ass!! A-S-S!! Your butt!! Hat!! H-A-T!! Thing you wear on your head!!"

Comments

[spiritchaser1.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit*

Yeah, we should hang out sometime.

[wolvy]

http://www.confusednation.com/asshat/

Hi!

[printemps.livejournal.com]

Hey, I added you as a friend, I hope that's ok :)

Re: Hi!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Sure thing! :)

[tygerlilly.livejournal.com]

*laugh* am I going to see you again before I leave?