Noooooooooo!!!!

[kellinator]

According to Time magazine: "To all those lovelorn Gen-Xers who've been waiting for geek-hunk actor John Cusack to show up outside their windows with a boom box: he's not coming." Because he's dating Meg Ryan.

It's bad enough that he's not dating me (seriously, there is no accounting for some people's taste), but couldn't he date someone cool instead of fluffy-brained, post-feminist Meg Ryan?!

(kellinator and atomicnumber51 collapse in a sobbing heap)

Comments

[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

This will make you feel better. (http://lizphair.com/email/041003.html)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Will listen to it as soon as I get a chance. Thanks!

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

when did he stop being engaged to...er..I cant remember who. some girl half his age with dark hair.

[cnfsdyoie.livejournal.com]

dammit! if he wasn't gonna date me, you or dana he should've at least picked someone cool. well there's another guy i can cross off my list of ever hoping to have -like i had much of a shot anyway ;)

Noooooo!

[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

*joins the collapsed sobbing heap*

[misanthropist.livejournal.com]

I want to see his new movie.

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

She should never have left Dennis Quaid!!! (well, unless that makes Dennis available...)
But yeah, He so loses points in my book for dating her.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Now where have I heard this before?

[str8jackethappy.livejournal.com]

girl, puh-LEEEZ. like THAT's gonna last. it's just his mid-life whatever. i can't even IMAGINE him and her. it's laughable, really. and besides, it's only because he hasn't MET you yet.

[pinkeffigy.livejournal.com]

It was a blow to me as well. Sigh, well.. there's always Vin Diesel to ogle

Look on the bright side...

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

This frees me up to kidnap and brainwash comfort Neve Campbell, whom he had been dating for some time.

[whysoblue.livejournal.com]

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I simply refuse to believe that could possibly be true.

[tygerlilly.livejournal.com]

What happened to Neve Campbell? Meg Ryan? I TOTALLY didn't see this. Isn't she too old for him?