SPOON

[kellinator]

I have a spoon in my pocket.

For some reason I find this to be hysterical.

Comments

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Is it too big?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

That wasn't supposed to be dirty!!

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Did I say something dirty?

[salomes-pimp.livejournal.com]

does it rap and say things like: "eeew, spit. that bitch's mouth is nasty, son!" or "tune into the next episode of miss muffy and the muff mob to find out, mother fuckers?"

I want

[drunkmuppet.livejournal.com]

to tell my fork/insurrection/9mm story/gay friend sometime!

[feachador.livejournal.com]

It's times like these that we all need to be reminded of that great philosophical line, delivered to us by spoon boy: "There is no spoon."

[mfree.livejournal.com]

In the interest of keeping a "clean" utensil at work, my spoon's tour of duty (12 days, in all) is called to an end tonight.

So, I also... have a spoon in my pocket.