The Kellinator (Kellinatrix?) on domination

[kellinator]

me: I heard Fantasm was a bunch of ugly naked people.
random bystander: I think you should get into the dom scene.
me: Why? So I can tell them to put their clothes back on?

Comments

[elvis-christ.livejournal.com]

Maybe this person was entertaining thoughts of you in thigh-high boots with 6" spike heels and a black vinyl bustier, wielding a riding crop, and liked the idea? Just a thought...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm fairly sure it was a straight female.

But now you've got me thinking...

*fondling crop and looking at you suggestively*

[elvis-christ.livejournal.com]

And I will chivalrously withhold any response...heh.

You know, you really shouldn't tempt me like that...

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!! best comeback line ever!!! =)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!

And the best part was, I really did come up with it rapid-fire...