Snarky side up!

I got up on the snarky side of the bed today. I've even been snarking on radio advertisements.

Guy on Radio: I'd been having... difficulties being... intimate in the bedroom. My girlfriend and I were both really upset, so I went to the doctor. I found out I'm not impotent, but I have a condition that can affect men of all ages...
Me: Yeah! It's called "being a lousy lay!!"

Somebody stop me before I get it in my head that I'm funny...

Zodiac dating meme

ganked from ariedana and bouncepogo

( How to date a Taurus )

Pretty much fits me perfectly, except for the whole taking-over-the-checkbook thing. Now, who wants to take me out?

EDIT: Here's the link, so you can see 'em all!
http://silent83.little-happiness.net/links/horozonelinks/dating_guide.htm

duh-da-dunt-dah, dun-da-dun...

Because of daraflower's comment that she thought Jones was my real last name, I have decided that next year for Halloween I want to be Kellinator Jones. I want a whip, and a fedora, and a leather jacket.

Hey! You know what would be the coolest? If I had a Kellinator Jones icon. Does anybody want to make me one? *bats eyelashes*

This isn't so wrong it's right, it's just wrong.

alanator very generously invited me over for dinner last night. Of course, that meant the two of us, not the most decisive people in the world, had to figure out what we wanted.

alanator: What do you want for dinner?
kellinator: I don't know, what do you want?
alanator: Bacon pizza.
kellinator: Dude, you can't put bacon on everything. Bacon doesn't go on pizza.
alanator: I'll put some rum on it. Then you'll like it.
kellinator: *laugh*
alanator: A bacon rum cheesecake pizza.

I couldn't help it. I laughed for like five minutes.