Inquiring minds want to know...

unanon and I can't figure it out: How come Agent Smith is so damn hot we can barely stand it, but Elrond isn't?

Uh oh...

Has anyone tried to send me an email this week and had it bounce? My account appears to be wonky...

Oh, heaven help us!!

Okay folks, alanator and I are cooking, and we've got my Big-Ass Bottle of Coconut Rum. You know what this means: in about an hour, Drunken Babbling Posting!!

*giggle*

alanator and I are making chicken cordon bleu. With chicken cordon bleu, you need to make sure the chicken's really thin.

So you know what alanator and I are doing? We're beating the meat!!

Coconut rum is eeeevil!!

alanator thinks the stuff floating in his lava lamp looks like sperm.

I think alanator needs to get laid.

Any takers? He's funny, sweet, smart, well-educated, and gainfully employed!

A good question...

I cannot take credit for this excellent question. I got it off Colin Quinn's talk show on Comedy Central.

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