In the interests of a more harmonious work environment...

For months now I've been trying to convince my boss that we wouldn't have nearly as many problems with students and especially professors refusing to return overdue books if they'd just get me a taser.

After the last batch of "the rules don't apply to me, I'm a LAW PROFESSOR" offenses, I think I'm finally making some headway.

Will: Do you want a deluxe taser or just a regular one?
Me: I want one like Samuel L. Jackson's lightsaber with "BMF" on the handle.

Emory ZA

Hey all in the Emory area... streamweaver has had a terrific idea: Emory ZA at Everybody's! Who's in?

Can you say "bread and circuses," boys and girls?

With all the talk about the media tide finally starting to be perhaps a little bit critical of Bush and Co., let's review the past couple of cover stories at that bastion of newsjournalism, Newsweek:

This week: Kobe Bryant
Last week: Friends

So, are you guys Newsweek or National Enquirer-week? Iraq's putting the Q in quagmire, and look at your hard-hitting journalism. Time uses you to line the litter box.

"If Chewbacca don't make any sense, you must acquit. Lookit the monkey!!" *splat*

thinking too much again

Aren't I a little old to be misspending my youth?

For those of you who were asking...

NaNoWriMo is National Novel Writing Month. Further information can be found at the website: http://www.nanowrimo.org.

Man, I'm tired.