Heh.

[kellinator]

For the second time and second restaurant this week, I have gotten the same fortune in my fortune cookie:

"Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. Fuck.

(and if you add "in bed", it only gets worse)

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[forestdweller.livejournal.com]

I usually add "in my pants" To the end, or "In YOUR pants"


Makes it more accurate. I think. ^_^