Where is my Max Fischer?

[kellinator]

"There are, like, four universal questions: Who are you?, Do you believe in God?, Do you love me?, and Who let the dogs out?"

-- Jason Schwartzmann

I'm going to marry Jason Schwartzmann.

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[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

"Rock and roll tends to raise more questions than it answers, e.g., 'When Will I Be Loved?', 'Why Do Fools Fall In Love?', 'Who'll Stop the Rain?', 'Have You Ever Seen the Rain?', 'Where Have All the Flowers Gone?', 'Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby Standing In the Shadow?', 'Why Is It Always This Way?', 'Why Can't I Touch It?', "What Do I Get?', 'Whatever Happened To You?', 'Who's Got The Action?', 'Where's Captain Kirk?', "What Is This Shit Called Love?', 'Who's Driving Your Plane?', 'What's Your Problem?', 'Who's Got the Ten And A Half?', 'Why Must I Be A Teenager In Love?', 'Where IS Groovytown?', 'How Do You Do What You Do To Me?' and for cryin' out loud, 'Who Stole the Keeshka?'" -boris the sprinkler, "motherfucker are you ready to rock?" (which is, of course, the MOST pertinent rock and roll question.)