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kellinator) wrote2002-06-20 09:46 am
kellinator) wrote2002-06-20 09:46 am
The Morning Karma Report
This morning I...
** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2
** said "fuck" a lot: -2
** was late to work: -20
Conclusion: I should have stayed in bed.
** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2
** said "fuck" a lot: -2
** was late to work: -20
Conclusion: I should have stayed in bed.