Hmm...

[kellinator]

I think I need a cult following.

Comments

I'll start....

[sambear.livejournal.com]

....first we need the Icons and Cult Worship Shrine. Then, I think, we need a secret handshake. Maybe a decoder ring, but that's second-level mystery.

What's your favorite vegetable?

Please submit a list of your favorite everything. Then, we will endeavor to make that the Official "X" of Cult Kellinator.

Because I was first, I get to be Grand High Pope & Keeper of the Woodpecker Cider.

That is all.

Re: I'll start....

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

How did you know about the cider?

We shall make plans... (wicked laugh)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I get to be in charge of the harem!

You're *still* horny??

[sambear.livejournal.com]

Ahh, wait, what am I complaining about??

Re: You're *still* horny??

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

The week before my period: all day, every day.

Re: You're *still* horny??

[sambear.livejournal.com]

Shall I send yendi a case of Niagra?

Re: You're *still* horny??

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's keeping up just fine. :)

:)

[dovetail66.livejournal.com]

can i be in your cult?!!! im sure it would be a cult of personality.. *sorry bout the bad 80s reference*...

Only thing is, If im the leader of a cult already, can i still be in yours?

Candy

Hail nibriu

Re: :)

[sambear.livejournal.com]

Only if your cult is suitably ecumenical.

Re: :)

[dovetail66.livejournal.com]

well, my cult is very choosy as to who we let in.. and we like lemonade. And we like astronomy. And we dont mind sharing our members or leaders with other cults. So i suppose that means i can join?

Hehehe

IM me on AIM as decayinglotus if you wanna chat.

LOVE YOU SAM !!! LOVE YOU KELLI!!

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Hell, judging from the flood of comments you get to most of your posts, I'd say you already have a cult following. :)

cheers,
Phil

[tropiquena.livejournal.com]

i want a cult following very, very badly.
gah!

one werd:

[ilexx.livejournal.com]

koolaid.

Re: one werd:

[musicwolf.livejournal.com]

what flavor?

Re: one werd:

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

She is way to young to remember Jonestown.

Re: one werd:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I like history, so there, Grandpa :P

Re: one werd:

[(Anonymous)]

Why were there no jokes about the Jonestown tragedy?



Because the punchlines were too long.

[musicwolf.livejournal.com]

Having helped start this type of thing before...I recommend a small fairly trusted cadre of high preists/preistesses so you can delagate. Let them worry about the mundane things so you can enjoy the sacrifices, orgies, and other fun stuff.

Besides, you can always have fun auditioning for the positions.

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

i wanna join the Cult of Kellinator!! can i be the Mystic Keeper of the Tacquitos? =)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

TAQUITOS!!!!




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[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

sweet jumpin' jellybeans, i gotta get me somma dem tacquitos!!!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

How did you know about the tacquitos?

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

cuz i'm their Keeper, silly! i gotta Keep them separate, y'see, on account of i hadda make room for the tunaaaaaa...

[technomom]

I'm in! So do we get to have hedonistic rituals? Or at least chocolate as a sacrament?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Chocolate is most definitely a sacrament.

[meemeedarling.livejournal.com]

You and be both sister...
*wink*

By the way, have you seen Party Girl with Parker Posey? It's one of my favorite movies about a (imagine this) party girl who wants to become a librarian. It is festive and I love it! Just thought I would suggest it to you in case you had not seen it.

[deza.livejournal.com]

ooo, ooo. *bounce* Can I be Keeper of the Cute Fuzzies?

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

Well, I think you've got it, Kelly. It's more people than I have in MY cult. I guess I will just be an enthusiastic supporter. As long as I get in a share of the chocolate and cider. :)