How sad is this?!

[kellinator]

I was away from LJ all weekend and now I'd like to catch up with you guys but... I am TERRIFIED to read my friends list because I am trying to stay as unspoiled as possible for Pirates of the Caribbean. There are over 400 of you and I know somebody somewhere has forgotten the cut-tag. I'm already pissed at Entertainment Weekly because I just barely glanced at their review and immediately got a couple of (minor) spoilers. I don't even know why I was looking at the EW review. They HATE Pirates.

I am so lame. I'm sitting here filking TLC's "No Scrubs": "No, I don't want your spoilers. No, I don't wanna give you mine." Wait, that's not really a filk, It's just one word. Waaaah, I'm not a real filker.

NEED PIE PIRATES.