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So if you've even thought about glancing at one of the Hollywood gossip sites, you know that Lindsay Lohan and her ever-present BlackBerry are having a torrid affair with the word "adequite." And yes, that's how she spells it.

You know what Inigo Montoya would say. All together now:

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

So where did Lil' Miss Cokehead pick up her high-falutin' new vocabulary? Personally, I'm betting that on the fifty-second take for one of her scenes in "A Prairie Home Companion", hours after everyone else left the set, Robert Altman finally sighed and said "okay Lindsay, that's adequate," and ever since she's been thinking it's the highest praise EVAR.

Date: 2006-12-08 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hotcoffeems.livejournal.com
Ohhh, burn!

Date: 2006-12-08 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] renaissancekat.livejournal.com
Best. snark. ever.

Date: 2006-12-08 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiritchaser1.livejournal.com
Kellinator FTW! Hahaha!

Date: 2006-12-09 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gladstone.livejournal.com
You shouldn't make fun of stupid people. They can't help it.

Date: 2006-12-09 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikepage.livejournal.com
BlackBerry, ay?

"BETTER IGNORANCE THROUGH TECHNOLOGY"?

Ya know what REEEALLLLY tears it though about these talentless dimwits? The fact that regular folks like you and me continue to give a fuck, thus furthering their illusion of importance.

Holy wow.

Date: 2006-12-09 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navyphil.livejournal.com
I guess it's hard to wield the power of proper spelling when you have a chronic sinus infection. Or a crackberry addiction. That's kinda similar. Or something :).

Date: 2006-12-10 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spudmanson.livejournal.com
Ok, that is the scariest fucking icon ever.

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